So, everyone says Bonds doesn't deserve it because of his performance enhancing drug use, but everyone forgets that Aaron was on Amphetamines...well let's just go down the list to determine who the true homerun king is in all of baseball.
1. Hank Aaron+ 755 R Greenies
Barry Bonds* (42) 755 L Cream and Clear
3. Babe Ruth+* 714 L Drunk, Fat
4. Willie Mays+ 660 R Blasting Caps
5. Sammy Sosa (38) 604 R Corky Romano
6. Ken Griffey* (37) 589 L Nerve Tonic
7. Frank Robinson+ 586 R If you saw him manage, you know he must've been on something strong
8. Mark McGwire 583 R Andro
9. Harmon Killebrew+ 573 R Mormon
10. Rafael Palmeiro* 569 L Viva Viagra
11. Reggie Jackson+* 563 L I AM NOT PAYING REGGIE JACKSON $4 MILLION DOLLARS TO RIDE THE BENCH
12. Mike Schmidt+ 548 R Philly
14. Jimmie Foxx+ 534 R The Miami Vice Movie Sucked
15. Willie McCovey+* 521 L What kind of home run king has a "cove"? A real man has a Bay, or a Fjord. If it was named McCovey Fjord, yeah, he'd be the guy, but nope.
Ted Williams+* 521 L We've put a Freeze on his stats.
17. Ernie Banks+ 512 R He only wanted to play two so he could pad his stats
Eddie Mathews+* 512 L Played for Boston, Milwaukee, and Atlanta. Therefore his totals should be cut in 1/3.
19. Mel Ott+* 511 L Polo Grounds bleachers were like 17 feet to right field
20. Eddie Murray+# 504 B DH
21. Frank Thomas (39) 503 R There were two MLB Players named Frank Thomas. Seriously, don't think you're fooling us by changing your skin color after a 25 year abcense either.
22. Alex Rodriguez (31) 499 R He likes the masculine she-male types.
23. Lou Gehrig+* 493 He considered himself "Lucky", not "Skilled"
L Fred McGriff* 493 L Tom Emanski's videos did all the work for him(AND IT CAN WORK FOR YOU! *points*)
25. Jim Thome* (36) 489 L HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
26. Manny Ramirez (35) 488 R Manny Being Manny
27. Gary Sheffield (38) 478 R Racist Loudmouth
28. Stan Musial+* 475 L Musial was ranked #1 among most underrated athletes by ESPN, Therefore he's overrated
Willie Stargell+* 475 L Chose to die on the same day the Pirates opened their new ballpark. Nice publicity stunt.
30. Dave Winfield+ 465 R Killed a Seagull on the field
31. Jose Canseco 462 R Many, many offenses. Most notably his season on VH1's The Surreal Life
32. Carl Yastrzemski+* 452 L His name is too long
33. Jeff Bagwell 449 R Traded for Larry Andersen
34. Dave Kingman 442 R Inspired Tommy LaSorda's swear-filled tirade in 1978
35. Andre Dawson 438 R Montreal Expo.
36. Juan Gonzalez 434 R Also the name of Elian Gonzalez' father. Janet Reno would have to have his records shot down.
37. Cal Ripken 431 R Bald
38. Billy Williams+* 426 L Sold out Han Solo to the Empire. Jackass.
39. Carlos Delgado* (35) 424 L Possible Terrorist
40. Mike Piazza (38) 422 R Responsible for Mike Piazza's Strike Zone
41. Darrell Evans* 414 L Claims to have seen UFOs
42. Duke Snider+* 407 L Retired as a Giant after years with the Dodgers...I mean Come On!
43. Andres Galarraga 399 R Colorado
Al Kaline+ 399 R A basic, ionic salt of an alkali metal or alkaline earth metal element. Alkalis are best known for being bases (compounds with pH greater than 7) that dissolve in water. The adjective alkaline is commonly used in English as a synonym for base, especially for soluble bases.
45. Dale Murphy 398 R Mormon
46. Joe Carter 396 R Learned this on wikipedia: Canadian born Rapper, Choclair refers to Joe Carter's 1993 Game 6 walk-off home run in his 1999 song Let's Ride
Well it's the ninth inning / With two outs I hit a home run to left field like Carter did to Philly / Do you understand me?
Well it's the ninth inning / With two outs I hit a home run to left field like Carter did to Philly / Do you understand me?
47. Graig Nettles* 390 L The Man's name is GRAIG, also, Cork
48. Johnny Bench+ 389 R Also competes as a professional golfer and bowler. Pick one, Johnny.
49. Dwight Evans 385 R Goofiest Batting Stance Ever
50. Harold Baines* 384 L DH
51. Larry Walker* 383 L Canadian Exchange Rate only projects to only 340.87 HRs US
52. Frank Howard 382 R Most of them came for the Washington Senators, so Major League Baseball obviously doesn't acknowledge their existance
Jim Rice 382 R Had a cameo in Fever Pitch
54. Albert Belle 381 R Joey ran over a bunch of trick-or-treaters on Halloween
55. Orlando Cepeda+ 379 R Puff Puff...Pass.
Tony Perez+ 379 R Embargoed.
57. Matt Williams 378 R His 1994 season inspired Bonds to start shooting up which brought all this trouble upon us in the first place
58. Norm Cash* 377 L Piano Legs, also, Cork
Which Brings us to...
59. Carlton Fisk+ 376 R
Now there is a Man. Big, Strong, American Boy. No-Nonsense, plays the game the right way, hustled, fought, had epic clutch moments, threatened to kick Deion Sanders' ass once.
Take that, Chipper Jones
Mack Daddy Fisk
God Bless you, Carlton Fisk; and here's hoping we see some clean, hardnosed American players in the chase for 377.